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markhumpus:

I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

(via baronvonvaderham)

Source: markhumpus

Originally from uck it

2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued

Originally from

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(via i-heard-you-crying-loud)

Source: malijuanastyles

Originally from "He's just pretty, isn't he?"

casteilnovak:

vampstiel:

lets talk about misha’s little victory dance after getting jensen’s resume here:

It’s time for paaAAAAaay back I’ve got you’re reeSSSUUUUmee’

(via noroomintheworldforintolerance)

Source: vampstiel

Originally from Melded fragment of soul with my grace and rainbow!

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.

Source: pensiveoffensive

Originally from A study in human deficiencies

mystradedoodles:

You know angel wings are flexible things. I bet they’re pretty damn useful really. You’d never need a blanket.

(via winchesterwin)

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Source: mystradedoodles

Originally from

dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
sam: k
dean: so...so it's like this all right
dean: you know how i love pie the best
sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
dean: this really amazing cake
dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
sam: dean wat
dean:
sam: what are you even saying
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean:
sam:
dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas

Source: vaguelybritishme

Originally from Had we but Space enough, and Time...

toyghost:

I TRIED TO PICK A SHOE UP BUT IT WAS HEAVY FOR SOME REASON AND THEN I NOTICED

I’M WEARING THE FUCKING SHOE

(via riverdancingcas)

Source: toyghost

Originally from I AM TAZLAN

kisstherain1106:

one of the 22566614223583 reasons why I love him

(via ussdestiel)

Source: kisstherain1106

Originally from I have twice the heart~

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again.

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

(via i-heard-you-crying-loud)

Source: nickmoorexvx

Originally from nickmoorexvx