wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

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Source: magicalgirlsgonewild

Originally from Naiad

okisouralways:

thebanegrimm:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

noctom-poetom:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

This is how adults play games lol

im really feelin that sexual jenga and the fucking alcohol chess.

I have my version of the jenga game it’s awesomes

Jenga holy cow yes please

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Source: salmonslushie

Originally from humor me

theheartmaid:

emmilions:

heinouzdavestrider:

lifehackable:

More Daily Life Hacks Here!

Wait.. Im legitimately surprised that they posted serious LifeHacks..

ok i straight up wrote down that double chocolate chip frappe recipe and went downstairs and made it. now my entire family is drinking it and its DELICIOUS A+ WOULD RECOMMEND

i was about to scroll past the whole thing

but then

the double chocolate chip frappe

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Source: lifehackable

Originally from Life Hackable

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

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Source: bandsdidyoumeanlife

Originally from stay strong

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Source: mrchambles

Originally from Fueled by Ramen

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

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Source: fweecarter

Originally from In the Life of Fwee

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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Source: bewbin

Originally from *Joke*

prozdvoices:

Anonymous said:

Hey dude I love your dramatic readings. Anyway, can you read the name of every state in America in the most seductive way possible? In alphabetical order please.

what the fuck

Why

Well, OKAY.

Saying the Names of All 50 States in Alphabetical OrderSeductively

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Source: prozdvoices

Originally from ProZD Likes to Voice Act

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

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Source: awwww-cute

Originally from awwww! Cute!

voltafiish:

artalias:

k3llyb3an:

funimationentertainment:

i can never take “cosmo tip” posts seriously because the first thing i think of is

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OH GOD

#Cosmo tip 59375935623 Find a female nickel and name it Phillip

YES

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Source: 4utom4t1c

Originally from new blog