theparadoxic:

unbelievably cute/stupid/suggestive freewood moments
→ poster buddies’ bath time (unmonuments men)

(via in-love-with-my-bed)

Source: theparadoxic

Originally from out of adjectives

sapphirefiber:

sociallyinadequate:

sociallyinadequate:

I love pine trees cause they consistently look like they’re flipping everyone off.

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I live in the Evergreen State. I will never be able to unsee this.

(via in-love-with-my-bed)

Source: sociallyinadequate

Originally from Trampoline for Thought

whenever i try and learn something new

  • me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: it is because I am a failure
  • me: everything I touch dies

Source: callmekitto

Originally from don't wanna live without teeth

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

(via casinmyassbutt)

Originally from Shart Carbuncle

in-love-with-my-bed:

this is one of my favorite RT comics

in-love-with-my-bed:

this is one of my favorite RT comics

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Source: fappingwaffle

Originally from Ejaculating bagle was taken

queen-of-fallen-angels:

sassyscottishqueenofhell:

Crowley being the last one alive at the end of season 10 and right before the end credits you just see him holding a contract and he looks at the camera and says “Looks like your 10 years are up, love. Be sure to leave your feelings behind for the next show.”
and then he disappears and as the screen fades to black all you hear is barking and howling getting louder until one final growl is heard and then silence.

HIDE THIS FROM THE WRITERS.

(via hey-assbutt-wheres-the-pie)

Source: sassyscottishqueenofhell

Originally from Hello Darling...

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.


think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

assbutts-initiative:

halireblogs:

rebelfreakat221b:

but-renner:

ryanislast:

corrahlovesyou:

considerthishippie:

Trampoline tent for summer sleepovers.

think about all the sex

There are two types of people.

If you wanted to eat somebody you could put a fire up under it and slow roast them.

… three. Three types of people.

(via in-love-with-my-bed)

Source: considerthishippie

Originally from Hip Hip Hooray

goonsac:

i dont…. understand the obsession w huge dicks???? personally i would prefer “average” length or below coz like….. u can only get things so far in u know

Originally from raw as fck

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via mynameisbruni)

Source: hannahroad

Originally from I'm only here for the food and some fun

Stop shopping at Urban Outfitters.

overtheunderpass:

honeybeeprofessor:

DOnt shop at urban outfitters 

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they literally sold a blood-stained-looking sweatshirt with the name of a college that there was a school shooting at 

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they sold prescription-drug related accessories trying to make it cute

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they sold a board game entitled “gettopoly” i should not have to explain why this is bad

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they sold a super cissexist card with the T slur on it 

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they literally sold this shirt

PLEASE STOP SHOPPING AT URBAN OUTFITTERS

WOW, Ew

(via thepacificrimjob)

Source: honeybeeprofessor

Originally from Im the King